Weird Art

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I had given up painting and Sketching a long time ago. But there has been a sudden renewal of interest and I have been scribbling a while now. This is Weird Art. So let’s see some weirder comments. I have an Oil Painting which I am willing to give away (No Not the one shown here). I don’t know on what basis I am giving it away. But the basis will be weird. May not be the greatest piece of art But…


CLICK HERE to see the Actual Sketch

P.S. : This is a work of art. And if you see things and make interpretations please leave comments so i know.

This piece of work is not meant to hurt anyone.

Update : This piece of Digital Art has been published at the Chai Kadai ( I submitted it to them) Thanks Tea Master :)

The Automan Cometh

A few Months Back (Yeah Yeah!!! I have not blogged in a while) I was having a conversation with a colleague at work and she said Personal blogs are Sad Stories. This one is for you lady!!!

Recently I have become an auto aficionado. Autos for those of you who do not know are three wheeled Vehicles which can take you on a trip or take the trip out of you and yes Auto guys tend to take you for a ride. Autos in Chennai don’t go by the meter it is good old bargaining which works.

IF you have time to waste and are looking for some fun and time pass, do this…

Wave a Auto down, Give him your destination then ask him how much it will cost. Let’s take my normal route Kilpauk to T.Nagar Say he asks you for Rs. 100 you do a small calculation 100 divided by 2 which is 50 and subtract 10 from that. So you will quote 40Rs. (Don’t think it is ridiculous If He goes by the meter it will not cost anything more than 35Rs. Now the autoguy will be shocked and will normally mumble jumble and proceed) If he does not I will assure you he is ready to bargain and can be brought to go on a ride for 45Rs.

Trust me there is nothing wrong in arguing for even 1Re or 2Rs. It is hard earned money after all. If you hate the auto guy and don’t want to have some fun torturing them feel free to take a bus back home. I do that sometimes or better still walk back home.

One of my friends actually tells that she is a college student and that her dad does not giver her enough pocket money. Interesting Story but I would not be able to tell something like that and get away with it.

Have some more Tips, Incidents coming up…
Comments, tips and real life incidents are welcome.

Have fun using public transport.

Valentines Day – The Conspiracy Theory

valentines-dayPeople think that Mr. Muthalik is against Valentines Day. Well I think he is completely for it and is in fact promoting it. Mr Muthalik has just been trying to brain wash the junta into believing that Valentines day is not part of the Indian Culture. The truth is Mr. Muthalik has either been paid by the huge gift and greeting card companies (you know who they are) because the Internet Savvy crowd hardly sends physical cards.The internet savvy boys and girls are sending virtual cards and trying to get physical.

The Other thing is Ram Sena has a blog to which I don’t care to link to. It is a sad blog which I request you not to search for because the second conspiracy theory is that he does not get enough hits on his blog. And just the celebrity status seeking blogger or politician or the keeper of women in their right place, that Mr. Muthalik wants his blog to feature in the first page of google search results. TRUE STORY.

All that apart, something else has been happening too. Yes it is the Pink Chaddi Campaign. The idea is that pink chaddis are going to be mailed to Mr. Muthalik( I wonder who the Pink chaddi companies paid , for this) The idea is Gandhigiri. They even have a Facebook group which they call “A Consortium of Pub-going, Loose and Forward Women” People from this group are going to go to the nearest pub on Valentines Day and raise a toast. (You can toast with the drink of your choice) I hope that with all the drinking and buying pink chaddis( I am sure they wanted it to be pink panties, Pink Panties has a nice ring to it.)there is a lot more love in this country and that the terrorists don’t think that it is show time for them on Valentines Day.

Mr. Muthalik some words to you. You are an incredibly clever  man. But then couples dont just hold hands and kiss and do the things they do on Valentines Day just on that day. I suggest you look for live in couples(If you have trouble understanding what that means please feel free to contact me via email) One more thing When you send people to beat up other people be it men or women or when you have people marrying couples off please make sure your underlings are attired in proper Indian clothes including their underwear. Remember Pink Chaddis are not Indian. Let me raise a toast to you for a great Valentines Day.

Update : Hey I am going to be indifferent about this whole Shri Ram Sena Thingy and also the Pink Chaddi Thingy. But I am excited about the party Options and I got this developed. Click Here to Check The Valentines Day Party Finder

Look Who got Rich

sdmI have been bad mouthing “Slumdog Millionaire”. Maybe it is an amazing movie. Maybe the music is great. Yeah so many maybes. But you know what I liked the most, the song at the end of the movie. That’s what a film about India should be like. Why do they wanna make an Indian movie without songs and dance sequences.

I hope Rahman does not get an Oscar for this one. Yeah, right I hope he does not. This is not his best work. I am still wondering how these things get selected for all these awards. And Those questions Anil Kapoor asks on the show are so simple. All 20 of them

Earlier yesterday I was watching NDTV news and they actually had a video of two policemen beating up a POOR 5 year old girl for stealing. Now will she get a shot at being a millionaire or did she already get her 15 minutes. How does it matter if she was poor. So many 5 year olds get beaten up everyday in this country!!!

Someone told me “Nothing sells like Poverty, No Nothing at all.” I am starting to believe it. And about the Title for this post. I think everyone is getting richer everyday. It all depends on where you are in the Social Chain. Be Happy and get Rich with Poverty!!!

Back Home…

As the day ends I have looked back at the past and looked into my life. It has been a bumpy ride. Real bumpy one. But I have taken risks gone against what people have told me to do and I have survived. Oh Sorry I was just shitting you with a bunch of nonsense.

Morning arrived by Chennai Mail from Mumbai. The Mail Trains in our Country are the worst things to travel by. They like stop whenever somone asks them to stop at a station(I am glad it is only at stations) So Yeah I reached Chennai at a decent hour this morning. (0500hrs is absolutely a decent time). Oh Yeah I was in Mumbai on work and I got to attend Blog Camp Mumbai. Met some interesting Bloggers from Mumbai. Anyhoo as any decent Indian would do I did invite them for our meetsin Chennai. Who knows they might even join us.

Anyways, there is so much hype about Obamas swearing in which happened in Washington and the Pied Piper of Mandaveli wanted to know who the Vice President of India was? And smart fella I am told him it is Kalignar Karunanidhi. (The greatest Staesman of our Times) Apparently he says I have won an all expenses paid trip to the Carribean. Maybe I should be living in a chilled out country like the Jamaica. I find India and Indians too hot to handle.

Anyhoo I am the thinking Blogcamp should be an initiative by just the bloggers and corporates should not be brought in as sponsors thats exactly what I told the organizers at Blog Camp Mumbai. When you put someone like me inside Microsofts office in Mumbai with an event sponsored by Ibibo(They apparently paid for the Pizzas) I don’t feel very comfortable and Microsoft has corporate policy. Which is you can’t take cameras inside their office.

Well, My dear policy makers @ Microsoft do remember that I fucking hate you guys. I think you have shitty security because there were people who got cameras inside and took photographs too.I hope you guys have a good security policy and a better security officer in place.

Mumbai is a place with so much happening while  was there and I find Mumbai bloggers to be very focussed and they seem to be on the right track unlike me who has nothing to say except for ranting out and shouting out at the world.

But Yeah I am so glad to be back home. More snippets from Mumbai coming soon.

The Blogoholics Anonymous Foodwalk

Great Food, Great People, a bit of walking lotsa activity around me. We guys ate like at every place we laid our eyes on. I am like not in a condition to write much more. I could hardly walk back to take an auto. Had a great time people. people who have photos please post it in the Facebook Group or if you can mail them to me I would really appreciate it.btw we have our very own group @ http://www.blogoholics.in

The First 24

Yeah I have been up for the past 24 and I hope to be awake for for the next 24 too.  I just cant sleep. If I shut my eyes I feel like a car is going to run over me, HEAD ON!!! Scary Shit. I have not had nightmares like this in a while so I am enjoying it while it lasts. I have had suggestions to pop sleeping pills but I think if I remove my lenses for a bit I should be fine. I am not FB’ing or twittering or Gtalking or doing any of that shit. I am just sitting here browsing the internet and doing some pending work and yeah ranting on my blog. Please don’t give me suggestions on how I should try and sleep. I am fine the way I am. I just hope to be in a condition to get to work tomorrow.and complete the next 24

P.S. : I have been awake for 72 hrs non stop But that was 5 years back and it was a fitter version of me. Do you think I can beat my record???

Update I did Twitter after all. Click Here to see me my twits

Eat the Words

Have been excited about the food walk happening on the 10th. Just wondering if there will be anyone who will get that plate of mollaga Bajjis. Anyhow after a long meeting today (no there will not be any specifics about the meeting) a few friends and me decided to go drink some coffee and maybe eat something. The closest Coffee day was the one in Purasawalkkam. Cafe Coffe day Purasawalkkkam was were I used to frequent before I joined FindNearYou.com NO one disturbs you and Ganesh the guy who works the evening shifts would just keep refilling espressos. Some good memories there.

So a visit to CCD today was NICE!!! Ordered some Sandwiches polished them off in minutes. It would have made the Earl of Sandwich proud.(Don’t ask me how!!!) So my greedy stomach wanted to have some more to eat. So we called this guy who serves us there and I asked for a Sandwich while another friend asked for a Wrap. (How do they come up with such names for food) 

The guy who should have taken the order, simply said “Sorry Sir, There is just one piece left” I was like “So what’s the problem?” and he says “No Sir if that part of the food display counter is empty, our manager would be a very unhappy man and might even take me to task” I was dumbstruck to even say anything. Must be one helluva DUMB Stupid Moron Manager. Why would I not wanna sell what I have? I am clueless at the moment. if anyone from the Cafe Coffee Day Management or CCD enthusiasts wanna answer ‘why someone would have a standing order like that?’ Please lemme know my mind wants to know.

I Walk, Talk and Most of All EAT Food

Well, I was wondering how I love to eat so much food? I am just fattening by the day and the Doctors have threatened that I will have all kinds of diseases and die a dreadful death. But I really give two shits about what doctors say. (I think I am like a grandfather of mine. He really did not bother about what doctors told him.) If something tastes and smells good it should be tasted first and if you don’t die immediately you should savour and eat lots of it.

Anyways while we were at the last Blogoholics Meet (6th one to be precise) We found that all of us loved to eat not the Chips made by an MNC or the drinks which are nothing but sugared water. We loved what Vasant Govind got for us. Udacha Kadalai Muttai does not have an equivalent in English and it is an awesome snack.

Anyhow since a few people wanted to go eat street food we @ Blogoholics Anonymous decided to have a Blogoholics Anonymous Food Walk. The Idea is to Walk, Talk, Eat and most of all Blog. I will even tell you some humourless jokes. (Yeah I Love them, Sathya will tell you that) You can RSVP Here. or you can mail me here aravind@aravindkumar.com Incase you have issues getting to Mint Street you can call me on +919894312787

SO on January 10th 2008, Saturday  1730hrs in  Mint Street some of us are going to be walking talking eating.(I will be Live Blogging) If you think it sounds good and that your mouth is dripping like a leaky piece of plumbing  please do join us. And for those of you who love molagga Bajji I will treat you to a plate if you answer this question. 

Why did the Sardarni Keep Staring at the Pack of Orange Juice???Leave your answers as a comment.

Did you know : That the Color RED sends a signal to the brain which in turn let’s your stomach think you are hungry. (My Mouth is Watering as I write this. Off to lay my hands on some sweets)

Know What You Eat

Hey I am back just as I promised. Where else would I go? Though I did get blog pangs I did not blog about random things just because I promised myself that I would not. This is a post from one of my previous blogs eatem.blogspot.com
If any of you have any requests on what should be written please feel free to mail me. My Email address is in the side bar. You can call me also. Number is in the Side Bar too.
Cheers!!! And New Year Wishes for all of you and now moving on to the post.
Over the course of several centuries our food habits have undergone a drastic change. We have looked towards the west for approval of our food facts. The western civilization has commanded the information we get. But do we really know what we are eating. I am not a scientist nor have I researched or published about these topics. It is merely out of interest that I have taken to gathering information about knowing what I eat.
In today’s era of globalization we look for maximum food production by using optimum resources (land, water etc…). But even though we have tried several techniques to maximize our food production we have failed miserably to support the population. There has been shortages in food grains and pulses the world over in recent times.
Scientific knowledge has always found ways around the problem. But what is the true solution???? Are we ready to accept the fact that, what we eat today is not only harmful to our health but is also harmful to the very existence of any being, living or non living.
Even though Organic Food is becoming a very fashionable term these days, it is again a scientific way of farming with set rules and organizations to certify the produce. But it is better than eating a whole lot of chemical growth induced food.
So know what you eat. Because what we eat, determines what we become.