Tickler of Tonsils

Sharing a sweet kiss with a loved one should not only be spontaneous but also with Love and Affection. If you have plans on tickling the tonsils of your loved one in public then you should consider getting a room. Affection in public is cool. But then Tonsil tickling, breast rubbing, penis rubbing, dry humping, ass grabbing is so NOT cool. Surely not in a public park for the viewing of all and sundry. I know there are people who feel that love should not be inhibited. But the acts that I have mentioned above may not be an embarrassment for you shameless people who indulge in it but it is surely an embarrassment for those who have to see you.

After checking http://uvuperformance.com and having watched too many English Movies, IndianTonsil Ticklers now feel that Tonsil Tickling in public is cool. The way you tonsil ticklers are doing it is way too CREEPY and SLY. You can’t give your lady/guy love a full passionate kiss with your eyes closed and the lips doing the work. You have to have your eyes wide open looking for people who are watching you. It is like you get a kick out of people watching you (Voyeur of Voyeurs). Your tongues should be cut off. You are not fit to kiss. Atleast not in public.

I am not against kissing or holding hands or even cuddling in public. But going at the guy/girl of your present dream, like he/she may not be around tomorrow makes me feel that you have paid the guy/girl by the hour and now you are trying to make use of her like you would use a whore. Not only are you not respecting him/her but you are making a public spectacle out of it.

Anyways I wish and pray and hope that the next time you tickle his/her tonsils he/she will puke on your face. The next time your tongue is in his/her ear it starts oozing pus and when that happens I hope someone takes a picture of the state of your face. Would truly be a KODAK moment. Happy Tickling!

Some Interesting stuff I read.

http://thisladysays.blogspot.com/2007/10/public-display-of-affection.html

http://www.fodors.com/community/europe/public-displays-of-affection.cfm

http://www.speakeasy.org/~jmabel/travels/pda.html

http://eurout.org/2009/08/05/penny-your-thoughts-public-display-affection?page=0,3

http://www.nypress.com/article-14228-lust-life-public-displays-of-affection.html

5 thoughts on “Tickler of Tonsils

  1. Its a funny and serious topic at the same time! I agree we Indians love to ape acts of Western culture, but “When in Rome, Do as Romans do!” not in India! 🙂

  2. Aravind. I agree and disagree. I agree that “breast rubbing, penis rubbing, dry humping, ass grabbing is so NOT cool” in public. Actually, ass grabbing im not so sure but others, ball park, yes. But my problem is when you say things like “I wish and pray and hope that the next time you tickle his/her tonsils he/she will puke on your face. The next time your tongue is in his/her ear it starts oozing pus and when that happens I hope someone takes a picture of the state of your face”

    I wonder with what authority you decided a specific action of public display of affection is unfair and should be disallowed.

    You also say things like “have paid the guy/girl by the hour and now you are trying to make use of her like you would use a whore” which seems to be disturbing. Part of your answer is in your own text.

    “You have to have your eyes wide open looking for people who are watching you.”

    Get the drift? Because we made sex a villain we now look at all actions if intimacy as a bad thing. Which means the blog post you started out to justify PDA and define acceptable limits, you ended up shooting the good guy yourself.

    This is the conditioning our society has gotten us into. When this happen the result is this -> http://www.dilipmuralidaran.com/2011/07/airhostess-are-not-whores.html

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